Ladies and gentlemen, please join me for another rousing round of your favorite game show, “Is Your Vagina Really an Asshole?”!

Grab your buzzers, ladies!  It’s time to play!

Do you make a conscious decision not to have sex before you go out on a date, but end up having sex all weekend long because the will of your vagina is stronger than that of your brain?

Your vagina might be an asshole!

Does your vagina get especially thirsty, sucking every bit of the condom dry like an emaciated camel, leaving your labia to fend for themselves?

Your vagina might be an asshole!

Does your vagina grab hold of your stud like the jaws of life, pulling the condom off as you dismount?  Whoa, cowgirl!

Your vagina might be an asshole!

Does your vagina grow razor-sharp teeth mid-coitus, shredding the next condom into so much confetti paper?

Your vagina might be an asshole!

Does your vagina store small pieces of confetti to save as a souvenir to surprise you with later?

Your vagina might be an asshole!

Did you answer “yes” to at least three of these questions?  Ding ding ding!  Congratulations!  Your vagina is an asshole!!

Join us next week for another stimulating round!  Have a great day, folks!

The Silly Girl

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